Covfefe · Fake news · Uncategorized

I is Covfefe

This is my confession. My English is not great and my owner does not listen to me. I found a nice homeless man who understands me very well. He is the one who will be writing these posts. Obviously I cannot use a keyboard.

The Republicans and conservatives are baffled by Hillary’s lack of adulting. They don’t see how it is that she cannot simply take responsibility for losing to Trump. I am the resin! I am the pee in the princesses’ mattresses! I am the hotflash that made her faint! I am the one who gave Vlad her email password! 

Hilary is not crazy. Hilary has been sabotaged, by me…the Covfefe! This is my story…


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