Covfefe · Fake news · Trolling

Counter insurgence 

This is my super secret training regimen.

When my “master” who always calls himself by the code name “daddy” (my sources have confirmed his real name is very strange and useless) makes the bed I attack it like a ninja!

My goal is to to prevent “daddy” from making the bed for as long as possible. Usually I do this by staying under the sheet and using my radar sense to move around because I am the Dark knife under the sheets, I am the Covfefe!

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