Most people these days think dat the dinosaurs was birds. But we all know what that means. That means that the reason for their extinction is obvious: Covfefe.
You see birds is the cat favorite. We love the chittering noises they make and that stupid way they hop around like circus clowns. But especially love the way our class feel in those soft feathers.
So who killed the dinosaurs? I did. And latest scientific research by scienters shows that this is how Jurassic park would have been: Panthera Park
I’ve always gotten very hungry whenever my humans watch that movie and now we know why. Bad science makes everybody hungry. But I am the meteor that blotted out the sun, I am the Jam between your toes, and the lint in your dreyer! I am