Covfefe · Fake news · Trolling

Counter insurgence 

This is my super secret training regimen.

When my “master” who always calls himself by the code name “daddy” (my sources have confirmed his real name is very strange and useless) makes the bed I attack it like a ninja!

My goal is to to prevent “daddy” from making the bed for as long as possible. Usually I do this by staying under the sheet and using my radar sense to move around because I am the Dark knife under the sheets, I am the Covfefe!

Covfefe · Fake news · Russia · Trolling · Trump

My Russian Black Chanel 

I is the darkness in the dark, I is the Russia scandel, I is Kelly Annie’s menopause!

My blak canal to Russia is in the form of my favoritest religious, he makes Gandi seem like big bird and not just because big bird is also make believe

Which is sad because Covfefe would eat big bird…with a side of catnip.

Introducing Comrad real presence:

He does confessions through twitter so it’s super confidential.

Covfefe · Fake news · LGBTQ · Trolling

I will take the children from regressive homes!

James Mattis said nothing keeps him up at night, because he keeps people up at night! That was pretty sweet I gotta say. But the truth is Mattis is a liar. I Covfefe, the wind in the keyhole, the dandruff on your shoulder, the fly in your soup, I KEEP MATTIS UP AT NIGHT!!!!

How long will the Clintons and their trolls play these games. How long will they bang their heads against the doors I’ve closed! These fools! They want to take children away from their parents because they don’t let little billy call himself sally and wear a bra?!? That’s good! Bras are uncomfortable! No body wants to wear them! I made them that way! I hate bras. And sally is a stupid name.

If they do this, if the Clints & the regressives think they can take away all of Bill the dumb dumb Guy’s sex junk children, they are sadly mistaken! I will steal their children and bring them to my lair and force them to make Maga hats for the MAGA himself. I will descend like the angel of death onto Egypt and free all the Jews from evil Pharoah Clinton and enslave of the regressive children.

I is the terror maker…I is the Covfefe!

Covfefe · Fake news · Trolling

The MAGA hat was Covfefe’s idea

The Maga, called by humans Donald, stole the MAGA hat idea from me, The Covfefe! The Shadow Gov’T didn’t want to reveal the Maga’s true name so I devised a plan: the MAFA. 

Make America Fancy Again! The dirty dems would’ve never seen it coming. Mericans aren’t fancy. Fancy rhymes with Nancy! And no real Mericans are Nancies! We would catch them with the element of surprise and still be MAGAing.

But the Maga himself said we should not be coward and use clever tactics. We must be bold and MAGA everything as fast as possible. And that’s exactly what we did. You’re welcome Mericans. But I never got credit for the hat…until now!

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I is Covfefe

This is my confession. My English is not great and my owner does not listen to me. I found a nice homeless man who understands me very well. He is the one who will be writing these posts. Obviously I cannot use a keyboard.

The Republicans and conservatives are baffled by Hillary’s lack of adulting. They don’t see how it is that she cannot simply take responsibility for losing to Trump. I am the resin! I am the pee in the princesses’ mattresses! I am the hotflash that made her faint! I am the one who gave Vlad her email password! 

Hilary is not crazy. Hilary has been sabotaged, by me…the Covfefe! This is my story…