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Comrade has gone live

So Comrade my black chanel has lost his mind for reallies. He tricked my human into making him a podcast and now he's spreading his craziness over the whole world.

What is worse he is bringing me in on all this bizarrenessity. Don't get me wrong I love Comrade, I go to his church. But he is bonkers. He is bonkers compared to bonkers.

Here is the blog my human made:

Comrade and Covfefe

The podcast is there as well. But the blog is very ugly not beautiful like mine!

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The Scienyentifyc Version of Jurassic Park

Most people these days think dat the dinosaurs was birds. But we all know what that means. That means that the reason for their extinction is obvious: Covfefe.

You see birds is the cat favorite. We love the chittering noises they make and that stupid way they hop around like circus clowns. But especially love the way our class feel in those soft feathers.

So who killed the dinosaurs? I did. And latest scientific research by scienters shows that this is how Jurassic park would have been: Panthera Park

I’ve always gotten very hungry whenever my humans watch that movie and now we know why. Bad science makes everybody hungry. But I am the meteor that blotted out the sun, I am the Jam between your toes, and the lint in your dreyer! I am 

COVFEFE!!!!!

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Covfefe made Wonder Woman great againĀ 

It is hard to believe but I am why Wonder Woman was the greatest movie ever made. You see I am the shadow in the darkness. I am the emails on Hillary’s blackberry. And I am the sabotage of Superman. That’s right I made all the DC movies suck. I let them do 1 or 2 okay ones then I sabotage them.

How else do you explain Superman and Super 2-4? That was me. Or Batman and then Batman Returns-Robin? I didn’t think TDK would be very good so I left well enough alone. But after I saw how good it was…I bought a plane ticket to Australia…and that’s history.

The Marvel movies were so bad for so long I didn’t need to do anything there. But really it is because Diana is my favorite. I’ve always been in love with her and I wanted to make her shine. So I ruined superhero movies just enough so they would keep making them but never be better than my lady was going to be. Because my lady is the best. My Gal is the best gal. My Gal belongs to Covfefe. 

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I is Covfefe

This is my confession. My English is not great and my owner does not listen to me. I found a nice homeless man who understands me very well. He is the one who will be writing these posts. Obviously I cannot use a keyboard.

The Republicans and conservatives are baffled by Hillary’s lack of adulting. They don’t see how it is that she cannot simply take responsibility for losing to Trump. I am the resin! I am the pee in the princesses’ mattresses! I am the hotflash that made her faint! I am the one who gave Vlad her email password! 

Hilary is not crazy. Hilary has been sabotaged, by me…the Covfefe! This is my story…